Gav appoints himself CEO of the podcast and listens to a sexy merchandise pitch from Matt as Steve decides that poor old Roger Helmer’s had enough. There’s also some stuff about murders.
In this episode we finally investigate and uncover Matt Lees’s intense hatred of widows, a full woman-blasting fury so all-consuming that he even hates windows, both for sounding a bit like “widows” and for allowing widows to look through walls, something Matt believes they should not be allowed to do, considering what they are.
Gav also tells the story of how he first met Log, and Steve provides the floundering #gamergate movement with some out of context audio ammunition. Eat it up, sucka.
Matt prepares a humble speech for an award ceremony he can’t attend, Gav follows a stranger around an awful art exhibition, and Steve investigates the chilling world of Boots product reviews.
They’re big, they’re long, they’ve all got massive schlongs!
Steve risks his life to illegally drive a car, Log’s dog is acting up and God only knows what Matt was talking about but it goes on for AGES.
Well crumbs and titties, it turns out that Team Features couldn’t get together to record a podcast this week, and now, without our combined energies to stabilise it, the power crystal at the heart of our fortress shines wanly. It’s wan as balls and no mistake.
To appease the podcast spirits and rejuvenate our withered life force we’ve instead put together a very spesh compilation episode made up of features from the past. That’s right, when we repeat features and contravene the founding rules of our own podcast, we really go for it.