Gav takes us on a duck heart journey, Log lets a demented cat-lover called Marialuisa take us on a fantasy science trip, and Steve explains why he hates our first affiliate, and why under no circumstances you should take advantage of the crazy prices at http://greenmangaming.com/regularfeatures
After the thrills of the live podcast, we go round Steve's house, collect our thoughts, and answer some reader's questions. The podcast was such a stain on the property that the leasehold expired, and Steve has since had to move house.
It's the second live podcast - now with more visual jokes than ever! Gav haunts a 17-year-old on Facebook, Matt chills our bones with a Christmas Carol, Steve lets us choose our own spooky adventure - with sound effects! - and Log produces Chloe, The Awful Baby out of a bag he was given by Namco Bandai. Whooo!
It's a double-scripter! Log reprises the Diana movie, while Matt does a James Bond thing. Meanwhile, Gav showers us in awards and thick, syrupy liquids.
Gav rounds off his adventures in spunking into bottles with a heartbreaking conclusion, Steve commits an even more grotesque act of masturbation, and Matt helps us all to relax. Log is there too.
Gav embarks on a six month mission to populate the world with heinous wee feckers, and Log discovers that Center Parcs is a place where you pick up some super cool facts and fungal infections.
Matt complains about the use of the official Regular Features Hangout, Log features in the dream of a reader, and Gav whips out some 19th Century sex
Matt cures censorship with a dose of old-fashioned farm sex, Gav gets upset about something Matt did in his dreams, and Log recounts a series of farts that amused him. Steve attends charmingly.
Matt learns how to be happy, Log learns happiness in the touch of strangers, and Steve learns how to Google "lion". Sorry about the popping in this one, someone set the mic volumes to "Sir Popsalot"