Literally no idea what happened in this one. Sorry.
Hey, did you know? There are exactly as many members of Regular Features as there are Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Our weapon proficiencies roughly match up too. Log, for example, is *such* a Michelangelo, but rather than using dual nunchucks he prefers to fight with a bo staff, which you’ll note is typically the weapon used by Donatello. Besides that one discrepancy we are identical in every way.
Three out of the four chaps perform live guff with the aid of an ACTUAL ROBOT. Worth watching in video form, if you’d like to do such a thing: http://ift.tt/Wfn1AR
Steve reinvents #travelawks, Gav gives sage advice to the world, Matt finds literature on the tube, and Log commentates full Olympic-grade sex between him and Steve, causing members of the live audience to physically leave.
Matt arrives back from America with tales about how he played around with bombs and Obama, Gav wants to clarify social etiquette regarding cafes and cups of tea, and Steve is trapped in an unending nightmare that even the King’s greatest wizards seem unable to prevent. Will our adventurers find the crystal and save Steve from the nightmare realm? Find out in Issue #2.